SHORT FUNNY POEMS

How to write the perfect 'Short Funny Poem'.

1.) Ensure the poem is not the length of a Tolstoy novel.

2.) Ensure the poem is more uplifting than a Radiohead song.

3.) Ensure you are writing something poetic, and not something best
suited to a publication about dishwater.

4.) Er, that's it really.

Please visit my website at www.shortfunnypoems.co.uk to view some of my short funny poems.

George Stanworth

Wednesday 8 April 2015

Syllables

Syllables pacing like P-Waves swayed in the Lithium light,

strumming on Quicksilver laughter, lovingly lashing the

night. Spinning semantics swirled skywards, startling scampering

stars, as Lyssa leapt Leopard within her, wearing a tsetse fly

mask. Synonyms senselessly searing, sprinkled with Hydrogen

dreams, tasted the Ready-Meal vacuum of Neverland

freedom again. Sentences pendulum swinging, struck

like a tearful thud. Cirrus formations sedated.

The Butterfly effect ceased.

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